Today is the day, the chance to read some fascinating answers around the blogospere to the following ten questions. To see a complete list of people participating, go to Nicole Ducleroir's blog, One Significant Moment At A Time.
Jezebel and I came to a compromise concerning this post: she would answer five questions and I would answer the other five. It's up to you to figure out who answered what.
If you don't know who Jezebel is, you might be interested in this interview, where the lovely Karen Schindler met Jezebel for the first time.
Now on to the questions.
1.What is your favorite word?
Anything that needs **** for public decency.
2.What is your least favorite word?
3.What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Sitting down for tea with all of my muses present.
4.What turns you off?
Seeing the cops on my doorstep.
5.What is your favorite curse word?
See question # 1.
6.What sound or noise do you love?
Water splashing in a fountain.
7.What sound or noise do you hate?
Talons scraping the table.
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Being Wonder Woman.
9.What profession would you not like to do?
The Hulk…he's too hard on clothes.
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"You've lived your life too well. Get outta here."
There you have it...straight from our, uh, mouths. Please go visit the other blogs that signed up for this fun blogfest and make some new friends!