Ima Bimbo, winner of Survivor: Malibu, died today in a freak accident during the nude celebrity volleyball tournament.
Ms. Bimbo was struck in the head by a six-inch stiletto while posing for photos with fans. Efforts to revive her using CPR failed, due to enormous breast implants blocking her ribcage.
Bambi Wannabe, the owner of the shoe, denies any involvement, saying she was barefoot at the time and forgot where she'd left her high heels. As readers may recall, Ms. Wannabe had accused Ms. Bimbo of stealing the Survivor title from her three months ago and swore revenge.
Charges may be filed, pending the outcome of the investigation, but key evidence has already been taken by overzealous fans, including the shoes in question. The Malibu police are asking for any witnesses to contact their department.
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Couldn't do CPR because of her breast implants? BUAHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteBahahahaha! Oh my...that was awesome!
ReplyDeleteNaked celebrity vollyball? Where's TMZ when ya need 'em?
ReplyDeleteThis is so funny! Great job.
ReplyDeleteHo ho - not gonna be wearing my stillettoes tomorrow that's for sure. Fab!
ReplyDeleteIma Bimbo had me laughing right away. Then you added Bambi Wannabe and naked volleyball...so funny. I guess Silver Tongue was the reporters name. LOL
ReplyDeleteNancy
N. R. Williams, The Treasures of Carmelidrium, Special .99 through April 30
Hi, Laura,
ReplyDeleteThis is my first time visiting your sight... LOVED you story. Very clever.
I joined your fan club and read more of your fun posts.
Michael
Hi, Laura,
ReplyDeleteThis is my first time visiting your sight... LOVED you story. Very clever.
I joined your fan club and read more of your fun posts.
Michael
from the comments I gather not many of your followers have played naked bimbo vollyball - it is so much fun. Once one of my boobs hit my in the head - it was going up, I was going down. It knocked me flat but not really if you know what I mean.
ReplyDeleteJan Morrison
very funny - thanks for that
ReplyDeleteVery clever and funny.
ReplyDeleteSo you and Hart took the naked approach to death.
ReplyDeleteLove Ima Bimbo, I thought for a minute she would have died of sever head trauma will playing volleyball. Struck down by her own boobs. But I love that Bambi Wannabe's high hill was the murder weapon.
Very creative. Survivor Malibu & a wayward stilletto. Excellent.
ReplyDelete*cackles* Survivor: Malibu BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA And I adore stilettos as a murder weapon! Though careful not to kill too many nude celebrities. They are helping me with this peace plan... teehee
ReplyDeleteBy the time I got to the implants I was laughing so hard I could barely go on.
ReplyDeleteLaura, you have a problem ;0))
Hahaha Love the names and the story here. You did a quick little diddy, but it was funny. Why are so many people writing where someone gets naked before they die. I wonder if that is a subconscious thing, or if it just adds to the humor. Great names, again. And a shoe to the head? hahaha
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Draven Ames
http://dravenames.blogspot.com/
Thank you all so much for the comments! This has been a fun blogfest. Many thanks to the Watery Tart for dreaming it up!
ReplyDeleteYes, Mary...I do have a problem. Isn't it wonderful? ;)
Love this, so funny! Survivor, CPR and shoes...nicely done~
ReplyDeleteI love this! Still smiling :)
ReplyDeleteThere's an award for you on my blog.
HAHAHHAHAHA! Loved it!
ReplyDeleteOMW - hysterical!!!
ReplyDeleteso many of you .. made it funny.. I am jealous.. I never even thought to do it funny. I love it.
ReplyDeleteSee, this is why it is so important to have cable TV. Without cable TV we'd never have Survivor: Malibu, or nude celebrity volleyball, or even Ima Bimbo. And where would we be without them?
ReplyDeleteThis was a hoot. Kind of a hooters too, but I digress. Well, maybe not such a digression after all. ;)
~jon
You crazy woman! You made me stop and think, was there a contestant named Ima Bimbo on Survivor?
ReplyDeleteToo cute. (Incidentally, that's why I've never gotten breast implants.)
Bwahahaha! Fantastic, Laura! I so love your humor. :D
ReplyDeleteHow could I have missed this blogfest? O.o I'll make sure to join if there's another edition.
I sooo love all of your comments! You boost my spirits as my head keeps pounding. I think someone is taking tango lessons in there right now.
ReplyDeleteDefinately one of the better ones I've read. Who needs Death and Kronos when you have an imagination like yours. Can you believe there have actually been people (way back in the day) named Ima Boner? Okay, too much wine but a true story nonetheless.
ReplyDeleteStephen - Thanks! What a terrible name! :D
ReplyDeleteTremendous bimbo doom, Laura. I endorse her name.
ReplyDeleteThanks, John! I knew you'd like her. ;)
ReplyDeleteRIP, Ima Bimbo -- I never did trust that Bambi Wannabe!
ReplyDeleteDebbie - She's a shifty sort... :) Thanks for stopping by!
ReplyDeletedevilishly clever ...
ReplyDelete(Sorry I haven't been around much -- been in the writing [and movie watching] cave)
Thanks, Ant! Didn't you notice me writing over in the corner of the cave? Btw, could you turn the movie down a bit? It echoes...
ReplyDeleteVery cool, cold and fun.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Sheila!
ReplyDeleteAH! I could shoot myself for being away and stingy with my time for so long, how could I allow myself to miss this? Well, I'm glad I finally got around to popping over for this gave me my Laughs Of the Day. Super fun Laura!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Deanna! I know what you mean about time. It's hard to juggle everything.
ReplyDeleteFound you from the A-Z Challenge, it sounds like it’s going to be so much fun and I can’t wait to get started!! I’m now following your blog on GFC and I hope you have a chance to check out my blog and maybe follow me back!!
ReplyDeleteMonica
http://oldermommystillyummy.blogspot.com/
Hi, Monica! Nice to meet you. I just followed back. See you at the A to Z challenge!
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