Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Delusional Doom Blogfest - Obituary for Ima Bimbo

Ima Bimbo, winner of Survivor: Malibu, died today in a freak accident during the nude celebrity volleyball tournament.

Ms. Bimbo was struck in the head by a six-inch stiletto while posing for photos with fans. Efforts to revive her using CPR failed, due to enormous breast implants blocking her ribcage.

Bambi Wannabe, the owner of the shoe, denies any involvement, saying she was barefoot at the time and forgot where she'd left her high heels. As readers may recall, Ms. Wannabe had accused Ms. Bimbo of stealing the Survivor title from her three months ago and swore revenge.

Charges may be filed, pending the outcome of the investigation, but key evidence has already been taken by overzealous fans, including the shoes in question. The Malibu police are asking for any witnesses to contact their department.


Make sure you visit the other participants of this great blogfest. Go view the list at Hart Johnson's place, Confessions of a Watery Tart.